Top Twenty Silver Linings

The funny ones are jokes. The other ones are me being all serious or something.

20. Global climate will no longer fluctuate, or if it does, it won't be our fault.

19. Bush might learn how to refrain from signing everything put in front of him.

18. "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others"

17. The press might now acknowlege that we are not in a depression.

16. Now it'll be their fault that 80% of the populace dosen't think that, by doing basically nothing at all, the government is violating a basic constitutional right for Unitarian gay marriage ceremonies to be officially sanctioned.

15. All the homeless people will vanish, like in the Clinton years.

14. We haven't had a really hillarious Speaker of the House in awhile. (Everything in this last link is probably made up)

13. We'll get back some of that international goodwill that was so thoughtlessly squandered.

12. The propriety of the actual mechanics of the election process can go unquestioned until the next time Republicans win.

11. The long national nightmare of small temporary income tax cuts is over!

... the next ten.