A non-exhaustive list of actresses who are ugly according to Evan "Pantsfish" Wade's movie reviews on Something Awful:

Julie Strain and Clea Duval, from How To Make A Monster

Sam's wife from Las Vegas Bloodbath

This chick from Hard Rock Zombies

The ugliest girl in the WORLD from The Hillz

Jenicia Garcia from Zombiez

OK, maybe that WAS exhaustive. Now I don't get a gay or "woman named Evan" vibe off of the Pantsfish, and this could be some kind of sarcasm or a running joke or something. Otherwise, he should really consider learning some phrases like "not my type, but quite likely yours" or "attractive in a way that has since become less fashionable" or "cute, as opposed to movie star glamorous".