Here's a game that YOU'LL like. Because you're such a NERD! Nuuuuurrrddd!!!

This here bar code scanner is SICK man!!!

UPDATE: This post amuses me, and me alone.

FINAL UPDATE: SondraK informs me that she is also amused.

Wanting to get some daisies is probably insufficient cause for war, and I believe that Storm Troopers were welcomed in places like Austria with actual bouquets, but it is rather perverse that the statement "We were told that our troops would be greeted with flowers" is now invariably suffixed with "THEY WERE NOT", when one takes into account the odd fact that they literally were. Everyone ought to be able to addmit this, as it would in no way require anyone to agree that we should still be there, that the Iraqis with the flowers were representative of the nation as a whole, or that that in itself justified the invasion. It's just a matter of objective fact, devoid of almost all significance aside from it's diagnostic value. It shows how close the state of mind of the populace of the urban coastal population centers has come to mass psychosis that they find it neccessary to so strenuously and pointlessly deny that a small gesture that we all saw on TV ever took place.

I cannot be blogging about this before Glen or Spoons. I must be mistaken. Does anyone else think that anyone who's saying at this point that the explosion was not nuclear should propose an alternative explanation, like a Korean Tunguska, or a gigantic pile of TNT being set off for some reason?

UPDATE: I'm still getting most of my news about this from here.

Where have I been?

At Gut Rumbles, commenting on demographics, global warming, and reasons to hate black people.

At Ghost Of A Flea, commenting on Ewok millitary tactics

At Jihadwatch.org, commenting on the identity of God, and the perennial perniciousness of the State Department.

At Knowledge Is Power, commenting on hot sex with the Olsen twins, ~ghastly~ Americans, my cat story, and I refuse to take a lie detector test.

At Michelle Malkin, commenting on home schooling

At Phil Dennison, missing his point and expressing a strong preference for Minnie Driver over Bruce Springsteen

At The Truth Laid Bear, on Pokemon Sex

At Spleenville, on my own artistic gift

At Wake Up!, on an anecdote of mine that Pathetic Geek Stories didn't use.

At Space Politics, on crap spewing feebs who I sort of like.

At Protein Wisdom, on Robin Williams

At Bad Christian, trying to make Dawn Eden love me.

At Key Issues, on Ann Coulter and McArthyism

At Ilyka Damen, on the rules of war and trying to cultivate that sense of entitlement that the ladies love so.

At Badmovies.org, on movie cliches, who is and is not over-rated, Alien sequels, a truly bad movie, Meeno Peluce

At Dave Barry, on a wacky headline, slutty socialists, brown lovers, Klingon poseurs, and a thorough refutation of something or other.

At Vox Day, on Calculating God.

At The Spoons Experience, on the first Presidential debate, the Vice Presidential debate, and the second Presidential debate.