This just in: Pressuring your wife to have intercourse with you in a tacky setting is precisely equivalent to every other form of sexual immorality. Failing to disclose this before running for office is the same as failing to disclose adultery and rape accusations. Trusting your wife not to make it a matter of public record is stupid. Wanting to overlook this in order to keep babies from being dismembered is hypocritical. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'd want witnesses too! (Why won't trackbacks work?)

In other news, a military coup is being plotted to overthrow an allegedly repressive regime.