Happy Valentine's Day mofos. Here are a couple of links to some ladies with
nicer attitudes than the ones around here:

Not already mad at you before we've even met.

We wear skirts in order to look pretty.

Here is some filler material I wrote for my old 'zine, Parallax, when I was
wee. That was before I got bitter:

The Top 12 Things People Really Mean When They Say "I Love You"

- You should probably do me.
- I am playing the role assigned to me by society.
- I think you're stupid enough to buy this.
- Is this the kind of talk that gets you hot, or should I try being dirty?
- I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
- I am unable to perform sexually without pretending you are someone else,
who I happen to love.
- I am a wonderful person who's heart is filled with love.
- I want to have sex with you more than once.
- You need love so bad, you'll be really grateful.
- I'll bet you'll feel pretty guilty if you don't love me.
- Ooooo- baby, I just love parroting trite old song lyrics, yeah- yeah- yeah!!!
- Bend over.