Here's a filler item I wrote for my old 'zine, right after "Stinkfist" came out. Perhaps you are thinking that they should be in decending order. Perhaps you are a wretched Philistine. You’re thinking of top TEN lists.

Top 12 Rejected Tool Album Titles

1. Funkthumb.
2. Fingersniff.
3. Pittlick.
4. Lipschittz.
5. Suckmembrane.
6. Put A Little Birdhouse In Your Soul.
7. Just What Is Our Problem?
8. Still Really Cranky For No Reason.
9. Hang In There Baby! (the cover has a picture of a cat in a tree).
10. Poop.
11. Whizzworm.
12. Yes, it would kill us to lighten up for fifteen seconds.