___ ASSORTED ASSERTIONS ___

As many Protestant denominations as there are in name, there are in essence two: Calvinists and Unitarians. Every congregation ought to split in two, then align themselves with like minded schismatics. Ultimately, the movements toward schism should be ecumenical, and lead to a merging of all Protestants into two denominations that would probably be called Orthodox and Reform.

What a man wants from a woman is to know what a woman wants from a man. That isn't very clever, but it's agonizingly true.

Lately, every time I've heard the term "rule of law", it's been used in precisely the opposite sense of its original meaning. Apparently now it means "following orders". I started assorting this assertion before I ever heard of Terri Schiavo. What I had in mind then was the conservatives I had heard doing this in refference to that judge who was ordered to remove the monument from the courthouse.

Goths should try to get some kind of East coast / West coast rivalry started. Then they could be called Visigoths and Ostragoths. Their womenfolk are actually quite fetching when they don't overdo it.

If animal rights advocates gave a [hoot] about the well being of animals, they'd throw their weight behind anti-cruelty laws instead of the patently absurd notion that they have rights. All that animal rights legislation could mean in practice (if we are not reffering to sensible and precidented anti-cruelty measures as "animal rights legislation") is people, corporate and otherwise, being sued by animals. The only reason this "idea" is treated as seriously as it is is that lawyers love it so much. All that the activists accomplish with this is to one-up everyone else compassion-wise, get hairy women to date them, and make a joke of kindness.

Electrical tape should be illegal. It dosen't even stick to anything, how is it even considered tape? Not once in my life have I ever been able to procure proper duct tape when I needed it.

Here's a nice piece about the true meaning of equality.

There is no way in hell that domestic dogs are directly decended from wild wolves, man. Those wolf-dog hybrids are just that, sterile hybrids just like mules, not viable mongrels like crosses between any directly related breeds.