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I keep meaning to review the e-book God Exists: An Engineer Explains Why, but I should probably read it first. It looks pretty good. I think that as a rule, though, physisists are better at this sort of thing.

If George W. Bush detirmined the exact velocity of a particle, the domestic press would ask "Where is the particle?", and the foreign press would assert that it never existed.

The time has come for Spike Lee to be humanely put down. He is attempting to copyright the concept of pointyness. I sincerely blame society for this. We played along with him when he decreed that in the Spikeleetopian tongue, movies would be called "joints" (so when he's in a commercial, is it called a "frog"? When he does a cameo on a sitcom, does that make it a "tree stump"?). We're suposed to help each other stay gounded, man.

What have been called "states rights" are not the rights of states, theyare the rights of citizens, as state residents, to legislative
representation.

Here's a re-run of an entry I made some time ago, but the link was screwed up: You should probably buy a pizza or some soup for an Israeli soldier, like I keep meaning to do.

Who do you think plants more trees, GreenPeace or Weyerhauser?

All of the American women smart enought to be President are too smart to want to be President.