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Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Emails/ I Get Emails/ I Get Stacks And Stacks Of/ Bizzare, Enigmatic Emails!



Someone subscribed me to an Indian humor and inspirational poetry Yahoo
list, which I have been unable to post to or unsubscribe from. A lot of the
mail I get from it is in Hindi or Urdu or something. The jokes are pretty
weird over there. When a guy riding an elephant goes into a bar, the
elephant isn't a comic device, just a realistic background detail. Often,
the talking monky is the straight man (or possibly a god). I've learned
that whatever a Sardar is, they don't know much about lightbulbs. Here's
some of the better stuff I've gotten from them:



>A foreign tourist spots a sexy eunuch while walking

>down Malabar Hills and asks:"R u a Prostitute?"

>the eunuch replies: "No, I am a substitute."



>While paying the bill, the storekeeper objected on a

>Rs.500 note. and asked the girl as to where she keeps the notes.

>The Girl replied " In my bra.."

>"That is why Gandhiji's MOUTH IS OPEN.!!" exclaimed the shopkeeper.



>Santa reads a poster outside a police station

>"wanted for rape and murder cases."

>He goes in and says,

>"Sir I want to apply for the job on the poster !!!".



>Santa give twelve roses to his wife, Jeeto, who is

>thrilled with Santa's action.

>She undresses, lies down spreads her legs and says

>this is for the roses.

>Santa: Why, can't you find a vase.



>The best place to propose to a girl is inside a mandir
>coz she wudnot be wearing her shoes........

>Sex Karo Daily, Agar Woh Mil Jaye Akeli. Agar Na Mile
>Akeli Toh Pakad Lo
>Uski Saheli, Agar Na Mile Saheli Toh Jindabaad
>Hatheli.
>BUT DO SEX DAILY!!!!!


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