Quote of the Moment ______________________________

"I often think of how comforting life must have been for early man
because he believed in a powerful, benevolent Creator who looked after all
things. Imagine his disappointment when he saw his wife putting on
weight."-Woody
Allen

DMC Definitions ______________________________

BACK-ALLEY: The only kind of abortions that carry any medical risks.

BREAST-ENHANCEMENT: Female self-mutilation compulsion caused by the
universal heterosexual male fetish for mature, full-figured women.

BULIMIA: Female regurgitory compulsion caused by the universal
heterosexual male fetish for morbidly emaciated adolescent girls.

CUT: Republican racist code word. The term "tax cut" actually means "black
people are inferior" and to "cut spending" means to "kill all the black
people".