The classics never get old: What If WWII Had Been Fought Like The Vietnam War?

DEAR ABBY SAYS: All women are prostitutes.

I can't believe I haven't linked to this yet.

TODAY IN THE LIFE OF DAVE: There's this thing at my church where mothers of tiny children have this big meeting every other Thursday, and I'm one of the people that watch the kids for two hours. This one little girl too adorable to have been in Kindergarten Cop because it would've been overkill just walked around the room the whole time in this immaculate little pink toddler outfit. She didn't even get any glue on herself when they were supposed to be making pillars of smoke out of cotton balls (if we continue with this weird emphasis on Exodus, we're going to turn all these kids black). With less than a minute to go before her mom comes to pick her up, I look over at her and she's covered in feces like a German person! Can not for the life of me figure out how that happeded, especially since I didn't see any on her hands or on the floor. All I know for sure is, I didn't crap on anyone.

Bought Rebel Moon at a used book store. It's based on a video game by Vox Day, which in turn seems to be a bit of a tribute to The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress.

Joyce has this look on her face today that's like, "Oh, Dave. Cute like a monkey, yet charmingly rougish like Han Solo."

I think there's a case to be made that what Paris Hilton took was her own property, which she never legaly consented to have commercially distributed in the first place.

In other news, the following games make no sense:iTouch and Chaos Theory. Why is it so hard for people who put all of these lovely intricate games online to tell us things like what the objective of the game is and which buttons we're supposed to push?

Ted Rall is right, and not for the first time either. Yes, THAT Ted Rall. I almost soiled myself. I suppose it just goes to show something.

Saw Meet The Fokkers last night with some friends who's taste in movies I paternalistically indulge. It was better than I expected. For one thing, Whoopi Goldberg was not in it, as I was expecting for some reason. The Striesand element was fairly minimal, and there was a lot of DeNiro and Hoffman. It was nice to see Ben Stiller once again doing humor not entirely based on looking surprised and having violent diahrea. I was fairly amused, as if I were watching an unusually crude Seinfeld episode padded out to movie length. I really like Seinfeld. I love what this guy has to say about the movie (which unfortunately contained NO triplanes!)

Meanwhile, the EU landed a robot on Titan, and pretty much only one blog that I know of has anything to say about it (that would be Life At The Frontier). I'm in a very January mood right now, from the weather, reading about Titan, and a Dimension X episode I heard on the radio last night. I missed the end of it, but I was able to find the Fritz Leiber story it was based on today: A Pail Of Air.

This clears everything up. Now I know exactly what my worm blower is for.

I think I saw this midget on Judge Judy or something, before she got all grunge-dyked out. I can remember saying "that's a good looking midget" and I hope this dosen't sound mean, but I almost never say that. Anyway, apparently you can rent her now.

Encorage Washington state to attempt a legitimate gubenatorial election.

Darn, I never get to be the pretty one :^(

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